Absolutely, Kelly! We can’t have mob rule! We need to stop armed mobs from trying to storm state houses and threatening governors!

Dude! You are soooo METAL!

Fun fact: gold has about the same density as tungsten, 19.3 kg/L.

These die cast people signed up for this. No one made them glide around that plastic track without any way to steer their car. They chose to. They signed the wavers. They welcomed the fame.  Besides, as far as I can tell, no one has died... yet. 

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

You know, I enjoy the motorsport for what it is. But I really hate that they glamorize the wrecks in this. They show them in the previews. They highlight them in the marketing. The announcers even say “if you’re looking for big wrecks, you’re in the right spot.”

Serena is the GBFFOAT.

wait wait wait THIS WASN’T THE FIRST TIME HE’S DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. THEN WHY IS HE STILL WORKING THERE???

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

I don’t have access to that, but someone else is handling it. But it is much harder because the FB comments are REALLY awful.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

I, for one, can’t wait until some Trumpet gives Nike $360 to publicly vent their impotent rage into a pair of sneakers

So can we begin the countdown to the following:

Absolutely beautiful car.  Great color with the black wheels.  Congrats, and thanks for the insight on owning one.  

I recommend taking the manual on a long test drive. I post this everytime as a PSA. I had the ‘S manual and everyday I wished I got the R with paddles. The clutch is sub par, and the 1-2 shift was terrible. However the car is beautiful and the pano roof is excellent. I recommend someone seriously thinks it over. I…

Haha, funny observation.

You just KNOW this means that every new Bronco will have people slapping red R decals on the grill.

Jesus Christ - how old and white do you have to be to not get “pushing weight” from context. I’m fucking 56 yrs old and so white I’m practically transparent and I got it in one.

Name checks out.