Oh lard, when he was Ben’s crabby Dad on P & R...”We’re a Twizzlers family!”

Let’s not forget Dennis Feinstein.

The greatest comedy moment in the whole trilogy was when Lucius calmly shuts down that smug guy who wanted to blackmail Bruce Wayne.

Holy shit, Magic is Perd Hapley and we never realized it.

Flares, so ambulances find you faster...

Easy:

“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do that! To me, that’s beautiful.”

she expressed the opinion that she could care less about rumors of her husband’s various and myriad alleged infidelities.

I just wish he’d make up his mind on which incorrect form of “you’re” he’s going to use and stick with it.

I don’t think you even know who John Mulaney is with a statement like this. Now if you said Kevin Hart is the black Dane Cook then you might be on to something.

Kevin Hart: Known for being hyperactive and running around.

...no. Apologies for the picspam, but it needs to be said large and loud. The same principle holds true for sandwiches and dipping sauces:

Your decimal is off by two places.

Smoke a radish.  I like that.  I have stolen it and will use it without regard or giving credit.  Know that your work has done great things for posterity.

No, because 7 ate 9, I’ll see myself out...

Can be found all day under 50k, coupes, convertibles you name it. 

Yeah, your arguments do not back up the assertion you want the best drivers, in the most sophisticated cars ever made...to race on the most boring track one could think of outside of a drag strip.

Bad take of the decade.

Perez got a drive through, not a 10 sec.