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I graduated high school in ‘05 and my high school parking lot looked like this.

Meanwhile I’m here listening to Gruden wanting to pull my fucking hair out. Less Gruden like characters and more Doris Burke’s would be best for sports.

Good to know that I’m not the only one. I kind of skimmed past the first photo but actually did a doubletake at the second one. Maybe I should have continued playing soccer instead of ditching it for baseball when I was younger.

These are the same types of people that move into a house on a golf course and freak the fuck out when golf balls end up in their yard and even possibly hitting their house.

I must have been drunk on Thursday. Meant to attach at picture and certainly didn’t mean to reply directly to you. This is the picture that was supposed to go along with the post above.

Classic Ryan. Surprisingly, this play actually resulted in a TD.

It really does. I was a bit skeptical but decided to buy it last night and was quite pleased with how nice it looked. I only played for an hour or so but it was an absolute blast.

Fans will support him regardless of his decision.

It honestly took me re-reading that tweet about 10 times to finally understand what he was trying to say.

You would have my vote had you used cranberry aoli instead.

Better than the 4th of July when half of America is eating hot dogs and brats.

Shit, this brings back memories. I’m pretty sure I impressed my soon-to-be girlfriend in middle school thanks to knowing song lyrics. And when I say “knowing song lyrics,” I mean that I learned how to use search engines very quickly. We would take turns typing song lyrics to each other on AIM and she thought I was a…

Just remember that the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Damnit, that’s my job...

It wouldn’t be a true Swaggy P NBA highlight if he didn’t travel.

FYI - Amazon appears to be running a one day special for new members ($79) because of The Grand Tour.

That Tag looks familiar...

My winter car is a ‘99 Envoy and I can confirm this. The passenger side has about 15-20% of the blade not even touching the windshield.

My winter car is a ‘99 Envoy and I can confirm this. The passenger side has about 15-20% of the blade not even…