Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…

I kind of like the movie, too! There’s nothing in here about what you’re supposed to like.

I’ve never really believed in American Exceptionalism, but it might finally be time to admit I was wrong about that. 

I hate how much mileage this article gets:

I was up in the middle of the night researching mass shooting info, and I was momentarily confused because I saw this and thought it was a typo...

Imagine killing nine and wounding twenty six and it’s only the second worst mass shooting in 24 hours. It’s like when Groucho Marx died the same day as Elvis.

You listen to me, the Hollywood Upstairs Massage University has a FANTASTIC doctorate program!

The thing to be ashamed about is a fake PhD thesis so comically bad that it wouldn’t pass in undergrad at a real university. 

Hard disagree on Buttigieg. The guy just continues to prove that he’s an empty suit, waiting to parrot whatever think tank talking points are delivered wirelessly to his CPU. 

Posted the same thing on Jezebel:

Thoroughly interesting read, thank you Cecilia!

In essence, his “op-ed” really says “I benefited from a wide range of social programs and a robust, sturdy social safety net, and because of all the generous and far-ranging public assistance I received and continue to exploit, I’m now able—and very much desire—to ensure that absolutely no one else has the…

Racist or not, it's unconscionable for a US president to speak of one of his own cities in this way. It's despicable and unacceptable.

This is playing pretty poorly even in some conservative parts of Maryland. There’s definitely a “white racist terrified of Baltimore” demographic. But it’s not that large. Even in the mostly-white and more conservative areas a lot of people still go to Baltimore, if only certain parts.

Rispoli and Varisco is my least favourite USA Network crime procedural.

“Rispoli and Varisco”

Dr. Wen wrote:

Right. Next you’re going to tell me that in real life, groups of henchmen don’t stand in line waiting to attack the hero one at a time. 

And one of the best “WHYYYY”s I’ve heard last season.

His line readings of the word “what” are amazing