yyyyyyyyyyup.

Just do it (at a Congressional hearing or something).

+3 Orange Whips

I was stationed at Great Mistakes twice. I tried my best. Shit-cago is one of the three worst places I spent time in 15 years in the military. Segregation and racism like the South. CPD is the KKK. Is there a Illinois Governor who ISN’T in jail? And Wrigley Field? It took one visit to figure out the “vibe.”

“Ha, ha, I was just innocently flashing the ‘okay’ sign behind a man who happens to be African-American, and if you disagree you must be getting your information from the same Zionist-Occupied Media that tricked Christ-fearing white Americans into passing the Civil Rights Act!”

they found his twitter and apparently it was the kind of disaster you can imagine. 

> Kenney also went on the radio today and said they somehow determined that the fan was using the gesture with malice:

There’s a name for an ironic Nazis. It’s: “Nazi”.

Getting banned indefinitely to own the libs

No shit. My family was so dedicated to the punching game that we:

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

“no see it’s not really racist it’s just supposed to make you think it’s racist so you’ll get owned, liberal!”

I’ve been told it is more of an Albany gesture anyway.

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

The only correct response.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

“Growing up, I was always fascinated with the magician-psychic Uri Geller”

Tom Friedman is proof that genies are real. 

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