This is different than avoiding taking a hard position on abortion. This is saying Democratic candidates who oppose abortion are just fine. Somehow, I doubt there are many districts where abortion could the driving factor in causing a Democrat to lose that are actually competitive.

“I’m sorry, sir, but I’m afraid I don’t have time at the moment to answer your questions; feel free to call and make an appointment if you’re interested in looking at the car.”

It’s a SWEET dealership, bro.

These guys could tell you all about how car sales should work:

I was about to ask you this question:

Because the more important color is blue. No black officer would dare report a white officer wearing the shirt.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

What a lot of people forget is that reparations were paid after the Civil War .... to the white slave-owners who “lost” property.

And then he dabbed.

I hope to meet Mitch McConnell someday, because I genuinely want to ask him what it feels like for a human being to look in the mirror every morning and say “Well, what can I do to today that is pure fucking evil?”

“Bannon also called Ryan a “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,”

Since it’s been shown that drug-sniffing dogs react as much to what their handlers want them to find as they do to any particular substance, let’s just retire them to nice homes and belly rubs.

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

I... but... what... I have so many questions

WE WILL NOT BE REPLACED.

LOVE the last picture!

So, they lost. Just like the traitors they are venerating. Good.

Not the first time Cal football has been defined by a sad trombone sound.