I’m much less afraid of Pence’s twitter account starting a war.

Step 1: rake the lying welfare-for-the-richest-1% Repubs over the coals when they dare to host town hall meetings.

I’m sure this leak is false. Trump will definitely fight for the LGBTQ community because he held up a rainbow flag once and Milo says he’s totally legit.

Natale’s original letter is currently available. Subhed is “We don’t need ‘Hate’ signs.” It’s as frothingly incoherent and spittingly fussy as one could hope.

Poor Ja Rule. First 50 Cent ruined his rapping career. Now this lawsuit will probably ruin him financially.

knowingly charged attendees thousands of dollars to be “stranded on a remote island” with “little more than bread and a slice of cheese.”

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Some peoples’ ideas aren’t valid. Some people believe we should live in a society where the strong rule the weak and do what they want. Some people believe spousal rape is a fiction. There are endless examples of invalid ideas.

Hmmmm, not very liberal minded of Mr. Chait to want to shut down the free speech of protesters.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

The beltway Hillbillies?

I’m enjoying the approach of the police here in the UK.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

It was a good thing none of them were ladies. His wife wasn’t around to protect him.

Maybe his outfit looked really good that day.

My favorite story today is how Mike Pence walked to the fence in the Demilitarized Zone between North Korea and South Korea and had a stare down with some North Korean soldiers because: