MMO’s. I just don’t have the time.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

So one of my best Overwatch Moments Of All Time happened recently in competitive Ilios. We were wrecked in the first round thanks to the enemy Genji. So in the next round, I said “fukkit” and switched to Symmetra. And. Completely. DOMINATED.

Okay, you may be right insofar as tax practices are concerned, but the upshot is that based on available information he either a) made zero net dollars over the last twenty years—which tends to undermine his whole “I’m the world’s greatest dealmaker” shtick—or b) cheated on his taxes. There is no way Trump looks…

We all know nothing he does will ever shake his core supporters. Who gets shaken are the morons who flipped from him to Hillary after the DNC, then back to him when they thought Hillary was dying, then back to Hillary after the debate. This helps keep those paragons of intellect in Hillary’s corner.

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

When I was 9, my mom took me to classes called “the body shop” where I learned how to restrict my calories and dress in dark colors to look skinnier - I had a workbook and homework and everything. When I was 16, my grandfather informed me that I needed to lose weight “for the good of the family.” Over the years, I…

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

I’m my late twenties. That’s like being 60 in gamer years. Leave me alone and get off my digital lawn!

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

Methods of suited, ranked:

Still Bill. Checks out.

Hillary Clinton -> Concussion -> Concussion the movie -> Will Smith -> Independence Day -> Aliens blow up the White House.

There are empirical and philosophical reasons to suspect that this is all fantasy. The whole idea that mind is like a kind of software that can be instantiated in any hardware of sufficient complexity - the premise of the ‘singularity’ myth - has been challenged by the very different conception of embodied/enactive…

At your last check? You mean the report that Kurzweil put out in 2010, where he graded himself as having been right on exactly 86 percent of his 147 predictions from three particular books, right?

None of those things will ever happen. I'm sorry.

you just put on a “i am an acquaintance rapist” sign: you know that, right?

Everything will continue to exist after this week. We’ll just be under new ownership. I think Senior Week has confused some folks but we are not going anywhere.

“The whole planet!”