The actual joke in Dilbert is “everyone is stupid, except for me”.

Adams needs some fresh ideas for Dilbert, because a fresh, challenging, novel perspective is what Dilbert readers demand.

Some serious 50-year-old divorced guy Tinder profile energy up here.

Some serious 50-year-old divorced dude Tinder profile energy up here.

Thank you -I’d be happy to be out of the greys ;)

“Everyone dies” is also the grounding principle behind the GOP’s policy solutions for health care, the opioid epidemic, climate change, and economic mobility.

It’s just as likely that most of Trump’s supporters will not hold him responsible for the effects of this policy:

Republican Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley is pissed. “Trade policy and border security are separate issues,” he said in a statement...

The files were discovered by Hofeller’s daughter, who was estranged from her father, after his death, and who brought them to Common Cause. These files are now key in a different lawsuit challenging the Trump administration’s plan to include a question on citizenship in the census.

I understand that you’re not necessarily suggesting that Sanders is in charge of initiating impeachment proceedings.

It’s only weird if you’re ignorant about how impeachment generally works.

Yes, really, really, incredibly, impossibly weird to focus criticism on Pelosi, who leads the Democratic caucus in the House, and is a key decision maker in whether or not there are impeachment proceedings at all, and not Sanders, who would be one vote, at the end of the process, in a vote that would be all but a…

Impeachment might be the only way to drag the press out of the game of rope-a-dope Trump has had them in for 3 years.

“I’m not going to get down in the mud wrestling with this fella. I’m not going to do it. I don’t want to get into it. Everybody already knows who he is.”

The problem is that, and was during Obama’s presidency, the Democrats try to act as if the bullshit is true, at which point, the Republicans obstruct anything the Democrats try to do, while the Democrats waste time and dilute their policies in hopeless, fruitless attempts to placate them.

It’s a bullshit question.

Tell your friend that his/her argument is obvious bullshit - Portman’s hypothetical mental state, opinions, or actions have/has no bearing on whether or not Moby is a creep.

“Be careful! The clearest, most direct method of confronting and challenging Trump is also, secretly, the thing that most enables his ultimate victory. Like any other conflict or contest, the smart play is to stay on the defensive, and only react to your opponent."

Everybody will probably be happier when they’re not on twitter.

I would argue that what we’re fighting with China over is maximal access to their market, on our terms (as much as possible), an outcome that will benefit the minority of companies and individuals with the ability to use that access (large, wealthy), and welfare for our workers and citizens, and the welfare of workers…