I know. Starting pointless arguments on the Internet is how I’m keeping from getting drunk and starting fights with the family. 

Oh man.  Take your star.

“If you need a refresher on the whole imbroglio...”

“Dollars to dildos.”

My coworker unironically told me yesterday that he believes that straight white men are the only really persecuted minority left in America, because they’re the only ones who are “ok to make fun of” anymore. I mean, he doesn’t know that I’m trans, but even so, can you imagine the breathtakingly egotistical outlook…

*observing Trump’s GOP*

I would pay $5 to have you record a video telling Roger Goodell to fuck his fist

Holy shit, pedo with an anime girl avatar is out here OWNING the libs everybody!!!11!!!

If any one of the people leaving their native countries for a better opportunity in ours (I mean, yikes) gets killed or hurt by american soldiers, the absolute shit storm that it will create will be of nuclear proportions for this garbage administration.  

With Lindsey, it is most definitely a bottom.

That has always been the reality.

Yeah but that only gets you to 3rd base

Damn, that's dedication. I would've just given him a handjob.

MUST BE CHANDED, but I am bringing out the military for this National Emergency. 

Democratic rule of thumb: in the absence of any other info, vote for the person who is defending your right to fucking vote.

Opening up a Constitutional Convention is the conservatives’ dream for decades now, and it will mean much more regressive, cruel Amendments that take away rights from the majority of us.  I don’t think our Constitution can be successfully amended to fix the problems our country has because it prevents changes to the…

‘Attack’ the website, get it take down for ‘maintainence’ for an indefinite period of time, eroding public confidence in the program...all while the open enrollment period is slated to begin, thereby hamstringing the program further by preventing even more people from signing up even if they want to.