I don’t think it’s fair to compare Trump to Hitler, either. For starters, Hitler didn’t just talk about the importance of infrastructure.

“these were 3,000 incredible people. We never will let this happen again.”

Obligatory.

Conservatism is fear. 

Right?!  Nobody ever talks about all of the Puerto Ricans who DIDN’T die.

It is up for you and me to try.

starring for the thing of beauty that is “flustercucks”

Oh my fucking god. The persecution complex is so fucking REAL with these assholes. 

Half staff is the best that Donald can manage.

Hopefully we’ll get to hear what Trump’s jailer would say upon hearing about his death

How long until Trump says MS-13 is doing this?

Yup, it checks out:

Where? Can we get some...asking for a friend.

I have seen shit that’ll turn you white!

Truth isn’t truth. Up is down right is left.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I’m not sure exactly how incompetent someone has to be to fuck up an arbitration clause in 21st century America. Courts nearly always allow and enforce them - you probably have a fully binding and inescapable one with Netflix over whether you can sue them if you can’t watch QE, or if they accidentally sell your…