Right. And none of the girls would fuck tucker because he was too manly and good looking.

I agree. Then when fines and traffic tickets arent coming in to support their inflated budgets and the cities dont descend into anarchy because no one is running seatbelt checkpoints, we can get rid of 70% of the force and their equipment and finally lower my goddamn property taxes. Then these whiney tuffguys can…

The ammosexuals are also copsuckers. The pretend rambo’s and playskool patriots arent doing a fucking thing when they come knocking. The couple who might try would be grease stains on their shitty shag carpets fairly quickly as I’m betting the cops/military come ready for a fight.

It'll make for a great photo op that will be shown in textbooks as global unity against fascism and conservatives will pretend that it was their idea and if it weren't for liberals none of this would have occurred in the first place and that's why we have to elect the trump brothers in 2040.

Any day now the new deal and the GI bill are going to destroy this country. Any day now...

I love the “if you try to take peoples guns there will be violence” line. Conservatives overwhelmingly knobpolish the cops and the military. It will be one of these two groups executing a confiscation if there ever is one. It wont be an army of liberals in pantsuits and ID badges. Joe Sixpack isnt raising his weapon…

Right, it’s not racism, its “economic anxiety”

Simple. If conservatives want it, it's legal. If not, lock her up.

Did we really need video of him publically fellating bolsinaro for doing a fine job of extracting his country's natural resources without paying workers a dime? 

Well played. 

Besides a puppy dog eyed request that he tone it down a bit, what's she going to do? Withhold sex? I'm pretty sure her mom knows how that goes.

So the end game is an arrest and conviction of ”antifa” members for mass shootings that havent happened? Because when I think about the algorithm these corrupt chucklefucks will use, I'm betting a radicalized maga chud isnt going to register.

They arent talking to you or us. They’re talking to their braindead supporters so they know how to respond when they’re talking to the non-braindeads. It doesnt have to work in any logical sense for 40% of the voting public to believe it.

You really want to eat soylent douche?

Fuck the philly police too, now that we’re making a list. I’m sure PoliceOne and the private Facebook pages are fun to read today.

Im betting the DOJ finds and reports on an unsubstantiated and tenuous link between one of the guards involved and whoever emerges as the democratic candidate so we can continue the "lock her up" nonsense from last time.

Fuck trump and the swear police.

Not the tax cuts, but the vision of the crying liberal strawman they conjure up in their empty heads is all that really matters to these fucking idiots.