Mine stowed away on a cargo ship in like 1905. I dont give a shit if new immigrants follow rules I dont care about. Meet them at the border, hand them a work ID, and let them go about their business.

How about punishing with real fines or jail for people who hire undocumented immigrants? So like, if the owner of a hotel chain hired a bunch, hed go to jail? Is that a possibility?

As long as he plays Freebird and Sweet Home Alabama, conservatives will vote for him.

If I were a craven attention whore with no sense of shame, I’d sell literally everything while spouting conservative platitude.

Domestic abuse, rape, and the n-word. Three things conservatives will always defend.

Given your historical prowess, can you explain for the class if any of those black/brown nations were always sovereign or if they were influenced at all by white western nations? Like, European nations never "owned" anything in Africa or South America, and those nations merely failed on their own merits, right?

Yeah. This is in fact such a good move, I think the president should take 10 to 15 percent as a commission/birthday president. Without his brilliant leadership, all the Mexican countries would just take advantage. 

A war is just enough to get a person who isnt thrilled with trump to get all misty with red white and blue love it or leave it murrican patriotism that needs complete devotion to all things republican. At least that's what they're banking on.

File this under "No Shit"

I wonder how trump would fare in a fist fight. I hope we get to find out.

How often do you think he gets to have sex with his wife? I think she got him once on the honeymoon and once after he showed her where money is printed (though she looked like she’d have jumped anything that day). Beyond that I'm thinking she dangles it out there without delivering while fucking the pool guy or her…

Lincoln may have been a Republican. Booth was a conservative. They dont like it when you point that out.

I said what I said.

Melania is off getting hers, aware but unconcerned of The Donald's marital transgressions. Dollars to dildos shes whacked it to Obama. I hope she tells the trumpster as much on his deathbed.

Something something something doomed to repeat it.

It’s basically a microcosm of what we do on an international stage. We’ll do whatever we want where we want, then scream “dont tread on me bro” when told we dont have the authority to do something.

The people who built a wall on land that isnt theirs complained of government overreach.

Hes just coming up for air before burying his face in Trumps taint. He'll be back to his shit in no time.

She was talking about beers.

Remember the time he lied about liking beer, mfm threesomes, and anal sex in high school because admitting to doing those three things might have made his accusers’ statements more plausible? Those were the days.