He must have been on crack for "it had want to" to make any kind of sense.

He must have been doing something a lot stronger for this chocobo to look remotely interesting.

At the end of the day, you're not fixing it. TheWorse is, and he's providing his mod to anyone who wants to use it. All you have to do is drag and drop (at the moment).

Where's Mega Plagiarismon?

Might have got it for £50 after tradein, but not £50 straight up.

It's clearly valid; it says OKOK right there. C'mon, is pre-approved!

It gets better: Nobody would know!

The best thing to do?

You mean the hour you spend in each of the space station hallways, choosing which missions to send your character on to boost specific stats.

By "first hour", do you mean the hour you spend exploring the starting area, doing the tutorials, and then sitting in the middle of the room wondering which branch of the military to pick? 'cause that bit is bitchin.

I suppose it's closing one valve so the pressure increases and blows via the emergency exhaust? Just... explosively.

Which is the beaten path? Combat? Stealth? Hacking? A deadly triptych combination of all three?

I dunno. I've been pretty much killing everybody except civilians and police (where I can help it), and having so much fun with that.

And yet, still not a good enough incentive for me to reinstall Origin.

Yep. Whenever I'm feeling sad or depressed, I go and watch that video. It never fails to pick me up again.

Lost $1500 to three dicks playing poker in a basement. Left an IED under the table and left.

Game Grumps plus SFF is a recipe for delicious, nutritious win. Part of a balanced breakfast.

Probably to the Uplay server farm, now that I think about it.

I've only failed missions where I done cocked up - when I do something stupid, or just don't pay attention to how many enforcers I'm meant to be blowing up with mid-air IEDs.

I think the only time I've been punished by the game was when I didn't think things through and just went in guns blazing.