The brand of baked beans the label is based on, in this fake advert, is indeed Heinz.

Up.

Bohemia are going by the minecraft pricing model. Early purchases are cheaper.

Also,

Depends how long it takes to download.

As others have pointed out, the Steam Machine is an idea, not a defined set of hardware.

The capitals are correct, since they are defined parties within the agreement.

You should watch the film Toys with Robin Williams.

Yeah, you forgot your ritalin.

Yeah, especially the PS3 Naruto games. Broken Bonds was the better story game, but the various fighters on the PS3 were much better combat games.

Yeah, they're not too bad. But going by the size of the GPUs in those open cases, it looks like the Steamboxes are about the same size if not a little smaller.

It's not that it's low settings, it's just that he's found his way out of the normal combat area to what amounts to the scenery bordering the map. In normal gameplay you wouldn't get within half a mile of here, I expect.

I was actually referring to how I felt, being a British customer of Valve for the past decade.

"World outside the US" gets shafted again.

Now the requirements add "Be one of our preferred customers" as well.

They're about the size of the Xbox One.

Yep. Gotta love being treated as a second-rate customer by a company you previously held to be a paragon.

That was brilliant.

Jean-Baptiste.

Emanuel.

ZORG.

First thing I thought of was insurance.