From Carrier Command, to Hostile Waters: Antaeus Rising, and now back to Carrier Command.

There's a quality disparity between the first 99% of the game, and the last ten minutes. EA basically must have said it's taking too long, finish it quick and ship it.

Can they be taken down by a plucky newbie in a dollar-a-dozen fighter with a single shot?

That comic really highlights the problems all the really vocal people have with the game.

Same. I havn't touched ME3 SP or MP in months, and I enjoyed the MP well enough. SP, I played it through, got to the choices and stopped playing for the night. I didn't want to continue with the "rest of the game" without giving that choice some thought.

Add to this the fact that he's a veritable douchebag about it each time, and I really can't see why people are remotely interested in him.

For every single one of these bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, pus-spewing, anal-retentive assholes that posts, a hundred or more normal people don't. They are a very, very vocal minority, but still a tiny minority.

You missed the part where his name is Michael Shanks.

They're a small but vocal minority, and in some cases they're spread thinly across an online community. Unfortunately, they're often so vocal (to the point of creating virtual doppelgangers or inciting others - see John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad theory), that the outside observer doesn't see the individual in…

You're welcome to join any remaining Dungeon Keeper "acolytes" we still have as members. The few that still join our sessions refuse to meet above ground, so you'll find them in the cellars, nervously chittering to each other and wandering around like zombies.

That would be the group of sweaty overweight men sitting on the bleachers outside, sobbing quietly to themselves.

Dragon Age also sends it's best, but it's currently having another facelift. We really do have problems getting DA to show up to meetings.

Dear Dead Space fans,

By your logic (millions of simultaneous multiplayer games), DrawSomething is an MMO.

I don't think you're alone. Having played in the beta, I have to say it isn't great.

The best BioWare, in the grip of EA, could do was copy the most successful and profitable game ever created?

Final f@#king Fantasy.

Can someone enlighten me as to what anything in that trailer has to do with Metal Gear?

Ben & Jerry's make a fantastic apple pie icecream ("Oh My! Apple Pie!" originally, now renamed to "Apple-y Ever After" in the UK at least).

Thing is, they're not just making Blizzard's mistakes. They're finding new and ingenious ways to screw up what SHOULD have been a decent game.