Also some of the more "ribald" chants you would here would have made your toes curl :D

Such quality works as "I'd rather be a P***i than a red!" "Who Is The Bastard In The Black?" "Your Not F****ng Singing Anymore" "I'd rather be a n****** than a Y*d" "F****** your wife, up the ar**" and so on. Lovely stuff.

When I was a kid going to football (UK) matches, the fan favorite to throw at the pitch was stabbed AA batteries and sharpened 50p pieces. I also once watched a man piss in the gentleman in front of him's coat pocket, then wonder why he got head butted. Not very nice people also used to fold up a newspaper into a…

Shiny Magikarp :D I call him Mr Sparklefish.

Oh I’m stealing that response, that’s brilliant!

Drive an old police car, my wife does, and she never gets pulled over for a stop and paperwork check, the three times in 5 years we have been pulled, the police want to look / laugh at it and to see the stickers we have on it, and the vinyl Hello Kitty's we covered it in.

They seemed impressed.

Yeah! Last Ninja 1, 2 , 3 & Remix, Shadow Ninja, Ninja!, Mastertronic Ninja, Ninja Games, & (not 100% on this one) Path Of The Ninja were all c-63 games, iirc in last Ninja 2 on the Central Park level you made your own Nunchucks out of toilet chains :D

Absolute shite.

2edgy4me that m8

Nah I do that too, drives my wife mad.

How does America manage with only 2?

unpopular comment here:

you have not missed much mate.

First crack in the chest with the proposed one she has there though, and BANG! broken ribs. r31ya has a good point.

Senpai? Is this f-f-f-f-fanservice!

Can everyone stop being a dick to the dudes and dudettes that make the games we enjoy?

Please?

It'd be dead nice.

NO! IT'S BAD AND YOUR HORRID DAMP BREATH MAKES THE PROBLEM WORSE!!

you monster! ;)

My wife would be super stoked if I came home with two arcade machines instead of one.

To be honest we don't argue very much because we are good about taking to each other. IIRC we have had 2 arguments in the last 7 years or so.

You kick arse!

fine their parents then?

^ upset because you wanted to swat your enemies there much?