My Chrome has been nothing but memory leaks lately - had to switch to Chromium

Your daughter.

You're old and still working. That's the failure in your method.

Is there anything posted to Fittish that isn't absolute garbage? This is basically the plot of an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm (S7E3 "The Reunion") and then I come to the comments and find out that, at best, it's debatable if this is even a real disease and whether it is or isn't the information should be coming…

Landon Donovan is looking to defect

I'm excited for a Gaius Appuleius Diocles update!

Timely reporting!

So in one comment you not only have a spelling error despite claiming an English major but you do the one thing (the Harry Potter reference) that caused her to almost drop out and never graduate in the first place? 1st class trolling. Bravo.

Do you call bubble wrap bubbles?