MrM and I have gotten more than a few arguments over this election. We were both for Bernie, and he isn’t a big fan of Hillary, so he was seriously considering voting 3rd party. We live in a blue state, so it probably wouldn’t matter, but I feel strongly that this just isn’t the time to do that. This is the time to…

unrelated: Rihanna is the only woman ALIVE who can take that selfie angle and still look bomb.

Those dudes all expect participation ribbons at the very least.

Boy, you’re really pissed at the Deadspin choads, huh?

Thank you! In the other post, I ranted about why I’ve had enough of the entitled white male schtick. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. This is not your election. This is mine.

I always watch Fox News on election night. Their coverage can only be described as petty, messy, and extra.

Yes, but will it get to Karl Rove 2012 meltdown insanity levels before the end of the night?

I’m married to a hedge fund manager... and he has gotten increasingly more and more vocal in his support for Clinton as the weeks have worn on, including actively engaging fellow stodgy investor types and exhorting them not to vote for Trump. I know of at least one person whose vote he changed. I’m proud of him.

Treating Sherman like an animal seems like a harsh punishment for treating her husband like a real football player.

You do not see the problem, given the context of this country’s history, when a white woman threatens to castrate a black male?

Yankee Candle was all out of Mundane Horseshit when I went to the mall last weekend. :(

Those reasons are why Autumn is the best.

This girl is every girl I went to high school with. Probably says she loves fall because “bonfires, hoodies, and football” or some other mundane horseshit. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Live Laugh Love” was on every wall of her fucking house.

I now love the term “middle wife,” and am imaging that he always planned it this way, like people do with children. “Well, the first is so special, who is the boss, and the last is our baby, who we spoil. Then there’s this one.”

(Has no penis and isn’t the daughter I want to have sex with)

Don’t worry Tiffany he’ll be dead soon and you’ll get some of his less then a billion dollars. And when that happens share some with me thinking about how I got you through this tough time with these kind words.

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.

I would give a nut to see a selfie from Tiff with her ballot showing a vote for Hillary.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.