I liked Laurie’s dance, but I feel she was sitting on the bench for too long. That is on Val though since he choreographed the dance. Laurie is a good enough dancer that she doesn’t need to rely on props for distraction.

Laurie Hernandez is my faaaaaaaaave. I knew from the get-go that she was going to be the clear and obvious winner, but that dance on Monday was amazing. Professional-level dancing right there.

I thought she was a little overscored on that dance. Not that it was bad, but I thought straight 10's was overdoing it.

hi im currently at work deciding if i will evacuate to tampa. stay safe, FL jezzies. IM IN PANIC MODE

I have a friend like this who claims that her unfiltered mouth is a result of being “Italian.” You know, because her ancestors came over last century and she has her grandma’s “killer” meatball recipe - it all translates into being an asshole with no filter.

Demi Lovato is like that obnoxious friend of yours who says shitty things with absolutely no filter and when you call her out on it she just says she’s being *frank* and *honest*.

Sarah reading that Jez agrees with her on something. Anything.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

I predict Angelina hooks up with Huma.

Right? I feel like I see a lot of weddings on my feed of people I don’t know. Like, a friend goes to a wedding of their friend that I don’t know. Or is a date to a wedding of someone they don’t know. And then because I am a creep I just look at strangers wedding pictures on facebook for hours. Maybe that was the…

I usually like Mara’s tweets, but publically calling out people for not inviting you seems like it answers the question of why you weren’t invited.

Well, those jewelry must be insured...so She is getting shitload of $$$..

Why would her friend not call the. cop’s instead of “Pascal?”

When a thoughtless or unkind word is spoken, best tune out. Reacting in anger or annoyance will not advance one’s ability to persuade.

Ignoring the minor because of how awesome the major is, is sort of how loving anything works.

Unless and until they make a sex robot that makes me finish following 30 seconds of furious dry humping followed by uncontrollable sobs, this just seems too inauthentic for me.

If a boss asked me to twirl, I would find the nearest HR person and complain. It is not appropriate.

Those creep me right the fuck out...

Does anyone not think he he already hasn’t?