Could have been?! He was!!

They need to bring over the Panda. Also, they need something that doesn;t have 500 in its name in their US lineup

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

That was quite the

Well, he’s not wrong

Props?! More like immensely lucky for not stuffing the car into something.

$200 hook up fee, $75 per mile

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

He's gonna stop by the salvage yard on the way home for a new corner marker and be like new by dinner.

Awesome tech skills. Terrible design skills.

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

Even us French sometimes get the GIGN, GIPN, RAID and BRI confused, but this was a great and accurate run-down!

Would rather tear my wheels off than drown inside my car at the bottom of a frozen lake.

I'll admit to doing dangerous tricks in my Subaru....

I love that ads like this used to feature not just good, intelligent copy but also plenty of it. No agency would credit the auto audience nowadays with enough patience to read past two paragraphs, so two grafs praising a competitor's automobile at the head of a total of seven would never fly now.

Note: The Burj Al Arab is in Dubai not Abu Dhabi. Ok, bye. Merry Christmas!

Can confirm, my smart got shot too...The bullet hole remains today and it makes the car even more of a conversation piece than it already was... :)

That first paragraph...

The real question is how comfortable your local Citroen repair shop's sofas are.