@Pootmatoot: Theatre folk will come to refer to this play not by its name but as 'The Arachnid Play'

He's obviously off in some sort of fugue state.

@SuperFarNorthGuy: London has a lot of different neighbourhoods/nuclei. There do seem to be concentrations (W-E) in Chelsea, Camden, Soho-West End-South Bank, and Shoreditch

If this guy had any class at all he would've pulled up in a Fiat Panda 4x4.

@Clarence Rosario: Hey I have a pair of Kirkland jeans! Not like those ones, these fit great.

At least it wasn't an abuse of belts or neckwear!

Yeah, people keep saying Hotspot Shield doesn't work anymore, but it does for me in Canada too.

@SadhviAcestes: Yeah like, what's the opposite of 'oxymoron'?

It looks like she's just had a tossing accident with some pizza dough.

But she must falafel

Why did she take it? Cous, cous it was there.

Moe Tkacik, you're a good writer.