Oh Sharon, why? Why Sharon!?!

Also, Kim has been very vocal about NOT considering herself a feminist. She states that she is all about empowering women to make their own choices, but I think the reason she declines to identify as feminist is because of this type of crap. She’s just doing her and doesn’t want the responsibility of having to make…

Yeah, if only he had mentioned that exact thing and said that the score wasn’t necessarily indicative of how the game went.

But when a terrorist attack happens, that is the PERFECT time to talk about Trump’s travel ban. Don’t bother waiting to see if the terrorists were from any of the countries on the travel ban list—you go right ahead and promote that travel ban.

I wish the Democrats would say jumping off tall buildings is deadly, because it means the Republicans would come out in favor of it, and some would even do it, just to spite them.

This is the exact same shit Republicans do with gun control.

The “funny” thing is climate change doesn’t give one single shit if you believe in it or not. It’s happening. Try not believing in gravity and jump off a building. Gravity and climate change gives zero fucks.

“Mr Pruitt, the ice caps are melting at a rate where most of the Arctic animal population could be extinct in the next 25 years”

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

I love her so much. She’s incredibly talented and is such a positive presence in my otherwise mostly depressing Twitter feed. It’s so wonderful to see she is using her clout to develop projects that will give opportunities to other Latino actors and writers, but honestly it doesn’t surprise me at all. She’s good…

My friend was at a bar several years ago when Chris Farley walked in. It was late, Farley was a sweaty incoherent mess but friendly. He walked up to their table, said “hi” and asked if anyone had any drugs. He was dead like a week later. I feel like all these Aaron Carter stories are leading up to something bad.

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

I can kind of see it in Denver’s case, though. Siemian established himself as the starter, but bringing in a QB of Kaepernick’s caliber could create a QB controversy and divide the locker room. Osweiler is unquestionably a backup, keeping the hierarchy intact, which is important for a team like Denver, who will have…

Why is it that some celebrities seem to be pregnant forever and some for like 3 months. I could have sworn Serena wasn’t that far along.

This needs to be clarified. Venus won a third round match at the U.S. Open. There are 7 rounds total to win the U.S. Open event. It’s extremely misleading as currently written.

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.