That just brightened up my whole morning! I need more Patti in my life. Those vocals, though!

I bet it really is a masturbation sex tape, but it has cut scenes to her like rolling around in bed with a feather boa and wearing a tiara and playing with kittens in stripper heels, overlaid with her autotuned singing.

Absolutely no argument there.

And also, notably, not a transgender woman.

If Liam Hemsworth is basic I think complex might be overrated.

The fight was caused by weeks of stress, including buying a house, planning a wedding and their relationship.

“No no, it’s not ‘diversion,’ it’s ‘distraction.’”

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

The irony of your Kinja name, it’s great.

This is true. It was fun to watch but maybe not time to get carried away after beating the shit out of the Jaguars of La Liga.

Fuck these idiots, Billy. Keep doing it right.

Madrid put 9 past Grenada a month ago. This is par for the course in Spain. Do it vs. Bayern and then we’ll talk.

Would you say “Yankees is unreal right now”? Of course not, because the Yankees fucking suck. But if it were 1999, would you? No, you would say “Yankees are unreal right now”.

OMG, I love to be fingered!!!! And it's one of the things my husband loves to just randomly do ( yes he is the bestest)! I love that it's something he enjoys doing and he enjoys teasing me with it throughout the day, which makes for some amazing sex!

"They think what they seen on film? They ain't shown what film shows."