The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

Dude clearly plays a strength character in Dark Souls.

“EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!”

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

Starbucks has positively sensible naming conventions compared to a beer bar I worked in. Instead of listing the ounces, they named the four sizes pilsner, draught, tall boy, and hofbrau, which were 12, 18, 26, and 38 ounces respectively.The first of these is a type of beer, the middle two are serving styles that do…

When I was in high school, some local, road-side hotel decided to convert their restaurant to a Chinese buffet. They called the high school to see if there were any “Chinese girls who would like a job.” Damn it. I was the only Chinese girl in the school, and actually, yeah, I wanted another job because college was…

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Just needs some Dragon Sound.

Obligatory “Not Bad” gif

I’m just glad Reggie uses the Power Pad the right way.

I kind of feel that he/it isn’t gone, and Vision has done *something* with him, they conveniently cut away when vision is delivering the killing blow.

When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant.

This makes me want to see a “Whiplash” movie about MOBAs instead of drums.

I’m excited (It can’t be any worse than Episode 2 can it?)

Come on guys, all jokes aside, Wonder Red deserves a place in Smash. W101 is exclusive to Wii U, a stellar game, and has a character moveset, personality and style that is practically designed for Smash Bros. I know the game isn’t hugely popular but having Red in Smash would be a king maker.

(◕‿◕✿) HEY I JUST MET YOU , AND THIS IS CRAZY , MY NAME IS WILLIAM , BUT CALL ME AMY (◕‿◕✿)

So many contenders for Worst Dad of All Time on Jez today :|