OK, so: many moons ago, I was supposed to co-write a book with Mos Def/Yasiin Bey about black culture after the Civil Rights Movement. Working title was Black 2.0 and it was imagined as a rundown of significant movers, moments and artifacts that inspired him. Never came together.

I can’t even get my dog to go in his crate.

Superman literally punched a dog out a guy’s chest?

I look forward to the day when atheists can encounter religion without being total assholes about it.

The gun won’t be a .38. It’ll be of a size the cops have never seen before — an X-calibre.

I submit:

Black Mask is putting out a really impressive line up of books

Daredevil really hooked me in Episode 1, when a character mentions in passing that the real estate shenanigans that provide the overall plot situation for the series are a direct result of the destruction of parts of New York City by the Chitauri which we saw in the climax of The Avengers. I laughed out loud at the…

So then his plan is still awful since he wasn’t responsible for getting the accords in motion, and relies entirely on people he doesn’t really know behaving in specific ways he couldn't predict. I mean his whole plan was to cause a rift between the Avengers and the accords was what did that. Without the accords the…

Probably because Rudd didn’t have a hand in writing Civil War.

In unsurprising news, a Hollywood Reporter piece on Michael Pena joining a horror film called The Bringing also confirms that the actor will begin filming his return as Luis next year.

As a millenial from the 90s (that’s a thing, right?), I think most of it comes from the figurative and literal shitshow the games were leading up to it, so I was markedly less interested in giving attention to it all.

I’m not reading the comics (I gave up on all the mainstream stuff years ago and just never found my way back in) but the conversation between Carol and Tony illustrated above (the “10% one”) is missing a key element.

The whole business feels so forced to me. So far this civil war is as dumb and pointless as the previous one. They’re making the characters go to extremes just for the sake of it. Neither captain marvel, nor Iron man are so blind that they cannot reach an agreement. It’s possible to find an easy middle ground where…

Okay, I was toying with this idea yesterday, but now I think I am going to do it.

But... but... but... how will he make it rain underwater???

fu, bu, or cu—and consonants at the end, like ck, ch, or nt

Snyder is the mastermind, only a true omniscient and clairvoyant genius like him could pull something like this off

It must be a relief to get that all off your chest, Rob. I think after this truth bomb you deserve to take the rest of the day off, grab a beer, kick your feet up, and just enjoy the perfection that is Green Lantern.

Some say he’s still going ape in the afterlife.