I’m interested the most in hearing everyone’s smallest ones. One of mine, for example:

Well duh. We women are nothing but horrible, warped malformations of the Divine Plan Male.

Abandon all hope ye who dareth to have boobs.

How many testaments does she have room for? Because I have many.

I think most of them have never heard of darts except as something you throw in a pub.

Will Sean Ono Lennon be not mansplaining this project?

100% convinced that “insider” was just some drunk guy at a bar insisting he knew things.

Same. I even copied:

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

I thought the exact same thing. Do they not know how these things work?

Honestly, that piece of news was so stupid and forced it hurt reading it.

Yes stupid, but also willing to manufacture drama based on spurious or inaccurate info.

What’s disturbing to me is how often this photo and the (accurate) story behind it has been in the news in my lifetime and how that’s really done nothing to change people’s minds about it.

I hate that photo. So much.

No, it is not fucking cute. And if it’s not cute on a kid (who, apart from his shitty little entitled attitude, cookie-mongering, and sarcastic fucking voice, is pretty goddamned adorable), I don’t know why grown men* think they can behave this way. They’re not nearly that cute. And we are all Linda.

THANK YOU! THAT IS GENIUS! The worst thing about that video is that people thought it was cute!

You know he learned that from his dad, including the interrupting.