Ugh. God.

Exciting theory! I too agree that’s the kind of thing that must be deliberate.

A+ effort on today’s Trump identification. So, an update-

“Did you know that when you turn two evil Muslim feminists come to steal you away if you haven’t donated to my campaign?”

Billie Lourd is my favorite.

Thank you!!! Don’t understand why people dislike it so much. It’s my favorite right now.

Dude, I love it. Yes, it’s stupid and ridiculous, but IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WAY. People who are rolling their eyes at this with a faux sense of superiority about how “bad” it is are missing the point.

On one side of my family is a Born Again Christian uncle who spent a decade in jail for molesting his goddaughter. First time my dad forced me to visit him he said that Christ had brought him to jail to spread the word of the Lord to the inmates, and asked if I had welcomed Jesus into my heart. After a brief exchange…

This show is such a trainwreck, but goddamn if I don't love every minute of Jamie Lee Curtis. Best part of the show.

Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head

This book will answer a lot of your questions: https://books.google.com/books/about/Fi…

I totally had an argument with some fucking guy who turned deeply evangelical bat shit, and he said Gandhi was in hell because he didn’t follow jesus. I was like, “well shit, i’d rather be in hell chilling with gandhi than in heaven with assholes like you”

I don’t think his tweets reflect “South African” humor, particularly. Lots of comics around the world were saying and tweeting similar things.

Like shitting yourself and trailing the evidence behind you out your pant leg.

Trying to prevent spousal abuse

I thought the name “Fabletics” was going to turn out to be a joke, and I kept reading waiting for the punchline. Kind of stunned it's real. It's very very bad.

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

Alternate replacement for “political correctness”: “Treatment that used to be known as common respect until people other than white, heterosexual cismale Christians started demanding it.

This dude could keep this coffee cup full.

I feel like I was just included in some real dirty shit reading that caption and that is no way to feel at a desk at 12:30 in the afternoon..