"On behalf of
(Mother's name)
and the late but much loved
(Father's name)
you are cordially invited to attend the wedding of
Person
and
Other Person."

Maybe she's the quiet, hidden freak among the more obvious ones.

Thread title: WOOHOOING GOT MY SIM PREGNANT AND MY BOYFRIEND DEAD

Appropriate reaction:

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

See, it honestly looks to me like the women are too weak to do the moves, especially in that last Vine. They can't even lift their legs up and move them with any strength.

I've NEVER done this but I have friends who have tried it (one who does this for every wedding she attends... I think it's weird too) and I guess they send you the dress in 2 different sizes so you can wear the one that fits you best.

Wow, I never knew this was a problem! I'm glad though that this is happening, as a fellow woman.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ on a bicycle in June. This CANT be real. Real, rational human beings can't possible operate like this.

I don't think she blindsided anyone. Why should we assume that ones default sexuality is heterosexual? that's Bonkers.

Yeah because gay people are always acting gay! You can always tell! LOL! RIGHT?

You fucking nailed it. I'll drink to that.

Kind of knew this was coming and still genuinely sad to hear the news. Unapologetic, badass, SURVIVOR. She came back from Carson. She came back from her husband's suicide and a damn near empty bank account. She came back from the haters time and time again. She owned her surgeries, the pressure she felt as a woman,…

She will be missed.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

That documentary was really illuminating and I found myself warmed to her. Even the sometimes awful humor on Fashion Police was fun to cringewatch because she was an 80 year old working legend. I'm so glad she was able to return to the Tonight Show earlier this year, even with some of the cringier jokes.

Legendary.

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.