Ur dum lol!

These people will not be swayed by your damn godless FACTS.

Apology accepted. Sorry to get all shirty about it. I've just heard the "you don't know your own size" thing enough to hear "ur dum lol!!" when someone says it. THAT is my bad.

How does anyone buy bras online? That is another mystery to me. Because there is no bra (not a single one) that I have ever ordered online that was actually the right size. Ever. So, how do people do it? Do they resign themselves to discomfort? Do they Just Not Care? Once again: mystified.

Thanks for the link, but if you look, they only have a 38 B as the largest. The 40 size band is for C cups or above, and I really need a 42 during backpacking season, because I have (evidently) a really large lat spread, which makes NO SENSE to me, because I am not actually an athlete, I just muscle up easily,…

I am, in fact, a 40 or 42B. I have been professionally sized. Three times. It's not just in my head.

That is indeed a super-bummer.

Unfortunately, I would actually like to have (my dream) a merino wool bra. Wicking! Temperature neutral! Perfect for backpacking. But they don't make them in my size because women are not supposed to have lats. Even weightlifters. Or women who do manual freaking labor (me). Or whatever. GAH!

What I cannot for the life of me understand is why I cannot find bras with a large band and a small cup. I am a 40 or 42 B, and can almost never ever find bras that fit, even sports bras, which I find MYSTIFYING because, um, athletes? Lat spread? How can there be no bras made for women who are smallish in the chest…

I particularly appreciate babies who look like drunken old men.

The word I know a dove house is "cote," but I am going to call it a "dove-housing situation" from here on out, because that is far superior.

I think of it more as a "how is it ANYBODY'S business" question, as in "how is it yours or anybody's business to approach this topic. If I approach the topic THEN we may speak of it, otherwise, no." But, as I said, I'm not good at the polite thing. Maybe, "I don't want to talk about it. Please." would be less rage-y?…

I find that saying, "How is that any of your business?" goes a long way. I mean, seriously, are you worried about pushing away or insulting assholes? Because people who are nosy enough to make you uncomfortable are assholes by definition. PUSH THEM AWAY and feel good about it.

Your last paragraph is spot on. Thanks.

The Hunger Games are American not just because of reality TV and economic collapse, but SPECIFICALLY because of massive income inequality and what that looks like.

I think they're saying, "Black people are the biggest racists, because they exist and therefore FORCE me to be white. And racist. And a fuckface. IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT."

I go down and file rape charges whenever the amusement park in my town is closed for the season. If I can't have the famous wooden roller coaster, then I MUST have the excitement and fun of making false rape allegations. WHEEEEEEE!!!

That was beautiful. *cries* *vomits from the beauty* *Goes off to try and fit in the phrase, "Nazis mean never having to say you're sorry" into everyday conversation at least 5 times in the next 3 days.*

Also, I hear "race card" and "gender card" so much I really could use some missionaries telling people why IT'S NOT A GODDAMNED CARD. People who use the phrase really mean "How DARE you BE female/of color? You're playing the gender/race card!!!!!" Being female does not mean that you are "playing" a "card." Just as…

Go forth! Evangelize others!