+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

SAWBONES!

I honestly thought that appearing in a Super Bowl over forty years ago being labeled “Vikings Greatest Moments” was going to be it, but no... it appears to just be one of their greatest moments.

Gary Newman sang “Cars”. Randy Newman, however, sang “I Love LA”

If frozen OJ goes away, how will I corner the frozen OJ futures market?

The left rear wheel falls off. It falls off. It falls the fuck off.

Someone skipped lug nut day.

This works on several levels. From the traditional European “Grand Tour” to the modern industry-wide use of “GT” nomenclature, to the reversed Top Gear initials...

How much “driving enjoyment” do you get out of a truck anyway? That’s what cars are for. Lack of refinement doesn’t qualify as “enjoyment”, so I’m not entirely sure what Honda could’ve done differently to make the truck better.

I’m a big fan of “executrix.”

Michael Ballaban’s Guided Tour of New Jersey:

I think I might have seen it in Weird NJ. :D

I’m absolutely convinced Hennessey pays for posts like this. What the title should be is “Tuner shop does what tuner shops do”

Only having one complete douchbag is a major improvement for the Flyers

Looks like a Pontiac G6. Also, lets have real talk. I’m just saying but.. no one would be surprised if a Pontiac G6 was involved in a hit and run.

When I was in third grade, I drew a Countach in my notebook and the teacher got mad at me so I blamed in on my friend. Then in 5th grade I brought my Hot Wheels collection to Sunday School and the pastor took my rocket car called Hellraiser and wouldn’t give it back. But the worst...the worst of all...was the time I…

Goddammit, that’s not what “nonplussed” means.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.