I feel like this one is far better, it actually plots all of the information in the way you mentioned!

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“While the Washington Monument long had the tallest publicly-accessible space in the world, that reign ended in 1889 when the Eiffel Tower was completed.”

Nobody noticed? This makes me feel like the only person who ever gets on a plane...

So you haven’t looked out a plane window for several years?

I wanted a Surface Pro...until he announced this. Now I want THIS!

I’m thinking that nobody who has a choice in the matter would have the birth on January 1. Doctors would likely prefer to put it off until the 2nd. As for parents, wouldn’t the tax benefits be better if they could move the birth up to December 31 because you could claim the baby as a dependent for the entire previous…

How could you possibly forget the Falcon’s memorable appearance in Revenge of the Sith?

Make something idiot-proof, and the world will make a better idiot. I don’t think there’s anything to worry about here.

Yeah I covered that one last year.

give us one piece of scientifically verifiable evidence. Evidence that holds up to scrutiny that proves being from another planet have visited. Eyewitness statements don't count. Unexplainable radar blips don't count. Things that aren't explained, aren't evidence of anything. Do that and I will believe you.

I have zero complaints about Stewart. But Yaphet Kotto would have been really interesting to see in action. Talk about a unique dynamic.

Random old man complaint. So, you go to the store late at night, there’s only a few cars in the parking lot. Just to avoid any chance of having someone slam their door into the side of your car, you park slightly further away from the entrance on a completely empty strip of parking spaces. When you come out of the…

It was a corn and chile pizza with cilantro (this particular restaurant only has one pizza per day and then make the hell out of it) and the limes are for the cilantro and the slightly spicy chile.

I will admit (under oath, even) that Apple can make some fair products. But your comment is sooth. Our (pretty big) company bought mostly from three places... Apple, Dell, and Panasonic Toughbooks.

I’ve heard it said that PCs running Windows fail more often but in less dramatic ways, and they’re easy to fix. Apple computers are more reliable but when something goes wrong you’re basically screwed.

Joint Venture support is a joke, I had it when I worked at a large financial firm managing their global Apple infrastructure and end user computer. I made an appointment for 2pm at the Apple store across the street from the building, go it 5 minutes ahead of schedule and have to wait 45 minutes before anyone gets to…

No, see, when it happens to a Windows PC it’s proof that Windows is shit.

Not sure if advice or subtle Windows joke....