Remember they days not parking the head of your hard drive was terrifying? Man...i feel so old today.

The best thing about the view from the top of the Tour Montparnasse is that it’s the only place in Paris where you can’t see the Tour Montparnasse.

photo backgrounds in no way make gmail look better. they make it look worse like a fucking myspace page from 2003

I use Inbox on my phone, where I significantly prefer the UI, but on a larger screen... I prefer the UI of standard gmail.

Intolerance is definitely the best way to show your superior tolerance.

This comment is what is wrong with the US.

Annoying to you maybe, but not to me.

Nah, that’s exactly what she’s saying. It was fine for the shame cycle to end his career, what wasn’t fine was when people started saying “Hey, hold on, that’s an overreaction” which is certainly an arguable position - it’s not like the man is ineducable. He’s a guy who made a stupid joke, he’s not a dog that mauled a…

No Voyager 2? You’re high. This photo of Triton alone should have secured it’s spot on this list.

I’m all for more and better tools for the disabled, but spare from love for Dean Kamen’s iBot, which did this over 15 years ago.

There are few or no alternatives for Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign that are professionally capable for graphic design work. For some niche things like some icon design, photography tasks and such you can get away with things like GIMP or Sketch but for probably 95% of pros Adobe is the only way to go right now.

Really? Wow, my Prime account has been so worth it for me. I order enough stuff online that the free 2-day shipping usually pays for the account within about 3 months. Plus I use their Prime Music service in my car wherever I go, as well as in my office. I’ll admit, I don’t use the video service as often as I could.…

I poop in elevators all the time. Never once needed a toilet.

Watch someone in moderate to heavy traffic. Watch them weave in and out of cars, trying to get ahead. Once they are a few cars ahead of you, notice how far in seconds (use an object on the side of the road to count how far in seconds they are).

Request a written declaration if you plan to fight the ticket. You have a better chance defending your case and winning judgement than in court. The ticketing officer will on occasion not write their declaration, making the case dismissed. And, should you loose, you can then request to go to court. I have beaten 4…

I taught all 3 of my kids to put a chain back on around that age and they are fine.

Shouldn’t he be wearing a red shirt?

Similar story here: Sold a guy a used laptop and insured the shipment. Laptop arrived damaged (big hole in the box, too). Instead of trying to file a claim for the insurance, the buyer tried blackmailing me into paying him a partial refund. I refused. He continued threatening me with a PayPal claim and did everything…

STOP! YOU’RE RUINING GIZMODO’S NARRATIVE!

What a scumbag that guy was. Excellent job on your part though :)