Yikes!

Also useful for storing dinosaur embryos.

Wired keyboard FTW. I’ve been using the same wired keyboard since the 1990s. It’s never failed me, and I’ve never had to swap a battery.

Fahrenheit FTW. The numbers make complete sense, in human scale — 0 = pretty damn cold; 100 = pretty damn hot. For Celsius 0 = kinda cold and 100 = dead.

Also Atari: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0111WVWHA/

Pardon me, but I’m going to yell at a cloud for a moment.

If I need to communicate to other drivers my intention to change lanes or turn, I will use my turn signal. Every time.

“You’ll of course need to teach the app the route you take every morning”

I’m about due for a new phone, and the Cat is near the top of my list. I really like its thickness and ruggedness. Y’all can have fun with your pink iPhones; the Cat is more my style.

Maybe FLIR can help find Pokemons?

I’d like to think there is a medium path between borecoaster and death machine.

Haters gonna hate, but... he builds his own rides and picks “Small World”. Ugh.

Can’t we just science the shit out of it?

Nougat is yummy, but I was really hoping for Nutella.

“actors [...] cannot be currently or previously employed on any Star Trek series”

“They’re just worried that fans will do it better.”

Imma let you finish, but Doctor Who has the greatest screwdriver of them all.

#ladycrimes

“Always listening” sounds great until your jackass coworker runs over and screams “Siri! Delete all files!”

I’m having a hard time visualizing an office full of people talking to their computers.