Maybe you’re right. I’m for Bernie and Warren at this point is my #2 choice but would like there to be a good backup in there, especially if it’s going to be 8 years LIKE I KNOW IT WILL BE, AM I RIGHT PEOPLE???

It’s about (a very large amount of) stolen wealth

Warren/Sanders, man. Or vice-versa, and if Bernie doesn’t make it 8 more years, she can step in. Or she can take over in 4 and he can retire. I’d be happy with either of them, but would really love to have both.

Didn’t die in the snow, but a year’s worth of Taco Bell is sure to kill him.

Say it with me... LOCK HIM UP!

More adorable he believes there’ll be people in 50 years.

the veteran Democratic strategist said she knew “my friends in the progressive movement” would criticize her for being on the conservative cable news network

Fred Armisen has been overrated since before he became mainstream (is he mainstream?). If there exists a force that can suck the funny out of something, he possesses plenty of it. Sorry!

Yes of course. I just picked the two that seemed the most newsy and superfluous and likely to be a problem.

“They get pushed to the far-Right BY THE LEFT”

“EAT THE RICH! (THE RICH!) EAT THE RICH! (THE RICH!) Out of the palace, and into the ditch!”

She might actually be safer not eating over that friend’s place anymore.

You might call that a... (puts on sunglasses) killer RiFF

Hey! That was my safety and I almost had to go there!

Your move, Biden & Beto

Not only that, Tucker Carlson is co-founder of The Daily Caller, which is one of the pearl-clutching conservative media outlets referenced above.

That is indeed rich that The Daily fucking Caller is pointing out crassness. Look who runs it.

aha! an opportunity to post one of my most favorite songs

To your point, his legacy will tarnish the GOP for a generation.

You won’t want to remember them, just the food.