I am going to pour myself a drink to celebrate and look forward to what happens next to this fucking clown.

That’s MY job!

Well, we can agree the “in Extremis” suits you.

“Banning anything” isn’t totalitarian. To use a widely known example, DDT was banned, because it’s harmful. Does that decision weigh heavily on your sense of lost freedom? Those poor free market capitalists unfairly unable to profit from its use? Should we un-ban it because the government is evil for preventing us…

Oh come on. “The oppression all started when they said we had to ASK for our single use plastic straws...”

You know what’s even stupider though? Straws.

From a fellow Californian: Love it or leave it, Devin.

That’s true. My math slipped there, and I guess I forgot how old he actually is.

Some of her best friends are Jewish.

And sorry to reply to my own reply but it shouldn’t be left out that Biden was much younger and likely victim to this binary worldview when he said that also.

Things like this seem a lot more binary in youth, unfortunately. Wait til you get older and have made some fuckups yourself kiddos, you’ll see it a bit differently.

Vingt pour cent, bien sûr.

Bring in a few Brigitte Fontaine records.

We were in this moderately packed dive bar once with a fair amount of the crowd being tough-lookin type dudes, my buddy disappears to go over to the jukebox and as we’re wrapping up and getting ready to go, we heard his selection come on — “2112" by Rush. All of it. Which I guess was his way of saying ‘if you were…

Sonic Youth is the best stuff.

Don’t insult the mafia that way.

I’d definitely throw in a few bucks for this.

I used to have this complicated system for this stuff but now I just have one folder for the year. All 2019 stuff that needs to be kept gets dumped in there and when its tax time or if I need to find it again (which, honestly, is almost never), it’s all there. Doing it this way ensures it actually makes it to the…

If they’re that harmful to you, you should always ask if there’s mushrooms in what you intend to order. Even if they’re not listed, and even if you wouldn’t expect that dish to have them. Yeah it’s a pain to do that every time but if there’s mushrooms in it, you won’t have to burst into tears when it arrives.

All modern laptops make swapping HDD a breeze, most make RAM swaps easy too.