You can actually bring all the kids you like to a Poison concert because I won’t be anywhere near that.

The battery in my mbp is good enough for nearly all day use

The battery in my mbp is good enough for nearly all day use

You weren’t the asshole in that situation. I would have left.

I just meant that the number is larger than Manny made it seem there, so don’t everyone kick back and expect that because of that number Democrats will automatically win going forward.

That sounds good but if roughly 50% of people don’t vote, 30% of the population is actually pretty significant.

That said, if you’re reading this Mitch: I will always consider your grave to be the greatest urinal in existence

How about this one then?

“Get a job”

Movies alone are the best. Music shows alone aren’t bad either.

I am proud to say I’ve never heard of most of these people.

You like his car, wait til you see what he did to his UFO.

You missed this one from 21st Amendment.

Watching that Trump clip made me long to return to the days* when he was just some overpublicized oaf who said and did dumb things on TV and on Howard Stern and it didn’t affect me. Now he’s an overpublicized oaf who says and does dumb things as the head of our goddamn country.

I hope eating all the unhealthy things that he’d always say he didn’t care what it’d eventually do to his health didn’t eventually do something to his health.

spend 20 minutes explaining to the Lug Nut Guy exactly what we were working on while he looked at us suspiciously—the Lug Nut Guy was often a sexist dipshit who didn’t believe my mom could possibly be doing her own home improvement projects

I didn’t think it, the original poster thinks it. I think they’d be just as short sighted and do the bidding of their paymasters whether they’re made to retire early or not.

If Congresspeople had to live with the results of what they’re doing for another 30-40 years, I have to believe they’d do it differently.

Yes. I thought they were one of the most tedious bits of Kroll Show, most of the rest of which I ate up and am sad it’s gone. Sorry!

41% of Democrats need to be slapped silly.

Well, he does see the world in black and white.