Joe Biden wants me to vote for him for president while fitting fucking Liberty medals on the likes of George W. Bush?

Sure, I can (and do) ask if I’m at a brewery, but if I’m in a store looking for an interesting new stout to try, some kind of sweetness scale on the label like hot sauces have with the thermometer would be fantastic.

I wouldn’t mind tasting a lot of the flavors these pastry stouts have if they weren’t so often over-the-top sweet on top of it. A little sweetness is fine, these are basically dessert drinks, but most of the time it’s too much. There should be a sweetness rating similar to IBU or something.

That sounds so familiar. I’m a freelance web site designer and on some projects I work with an online marketer to try to provide a more complete and useful solution. This idea that if you “just put something up online, people will find it” is rampant and its a constant and frustrating battle to try to convince clients…

Florida from the year 2000 called, they want their schtick back.

It’s a joke, son.

Where’s Katherine Harris when they need her?

Why not in human-driving cars as well? I’ve long wished for some kind of futuristic sci-fi type transparent overlay for my windshield that could do this very thing, especially at night.

And while all this is happening, I was just reading that Christine Blasey Ford has had to move four times since the Kavanaugh hearings (one month ago) due to threats against her and her family.

What’s the problem again?

It has long been thus.

There has to be a better way.

Close enough.

There’s another Texas Senate race in 2020, Beto. Just sayin.

Is a rebate a sandwich?

Welcome to the Working Week.

And that has the potential to turn new beer drinkers off entirely. It’s an argument I hear from a lot of people who are exclusively Bud/Miller/Coors drinkers: “Look at this whole menu of nonsense! Just give me something I know I like.” I worry that pour-your-own bars might overwhelm us with options, leaving us…

My girlfriend and another good friend are both teachers... you’d be shocked how clueless some teachers are based on the stories they tell me about their coworkers. That this entire issue would be foreign to a teacher isn’t surprising, even if it were a major issue in the news the week before.

Let me know when Jimmy Beam shows up.

Go the fuck back to the five and dime, Jimmy Dean.