trying to convince me to read the Newt Gingrich-authored book

Yellow-Green is the correct answer.

If you have a guitar teacher (and you should)

I don’t eat this shit but would 100% go see a feature length film of the conspiracy thriller they’ve been using to advertise these.

Or even announced live music in bars.

So, plenty of local-historical chit chat but no leashes in Michigan then?

Yeah the contestants have their own entrance, and a password is not required.

Biggest old man complaint:

“vacation mode” means eating a lot of carbs, drinking a ton of coffee, and consuming more alcohol than usual.

How do you know they didn’t?

What’s different though is that the dinosaur acts fill arenas now (well, not the Offspring).

That’s ok, we’d rather not see them again.

It’s time for you to read this piece of truly classic literature from the Bush era:

Reception’s on me.

Ideology’s a helluva drug.

Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew steel and aluminum tariffs could be so complicated.

The less things change, the more they stay the same.

You gotta move around. I am old and went to a rock show last week, and was far enough back from the stage where there was nobody moving at all other than some polite head bobbing, so it was standing in one place for an hour and a half, and by the end, my lower back and I were glad it was over. I can walk around for an…

This is my niece only she’s not four, she’s nine and a half (and I don’t think she’d touch cottage cheese either) and has been allowed to eat only these items all her life, with an occasional apple. You need to do something now.

Yeah AC/DC doesn’t belong with those others. Cheap Trick is OK I guess. Journey and Def Leppard: total Velveeta (and that’s because they definitively CHOSE the path of processed cheese, the early material from both bands that they would never ever play now is good)