There are currently plans to turn the late Chris Cornell into a statue

Sorry that you never saw them live. Because that, you’d remember.

Jesus Lizard tickets aren’t tickets, they’re waivers.

That’s why he’s a billionaire.

fucking Hank.

I listened to Dark Side of the Moon many times, on all matter of substances. They’re just an overrated pop band.

It’s not random! They have competitions for that. Winning a rock/paper/scissors tourney takes discipline and anticipation and drinking a MINIMUM of six beers prior to start time.

The Democrats dont just want gun control... I pay attention to the news and have learned that they want to take away all the guns! Obama, Hillary, all of ‘em. Theyre com’n fer yer guns!

We should thank this guy. It’s a nice, clear line in the sand to push back on what we all know: those should be rights, not privileges.

I wouldn’t.

The problem with the party is much bigger than just Hillary, but she makes for a perfect personification of it. The reason a lot of us wish she’d go away is less because of her personally and more because of what she represents, and that’s the past when the party desperately needs to move forward. The inherent…

She’s a smart woman and she knows full well what happened, but she won’t ever admit it. People want inequality addressed and to do that requires a critique of finance and crony capitalism that would never pass the lips of Hillary Clinton, or many other high-placed Democrats. Sure she tried to fuss around the edges,…

If it annoys you so much, you can send him to my place if the in-laws will still pay. Ladder in the living room for a day? No problem.

Or he doesn’t move at all and just waits for you to come skipping along, thinking he was making for where you started from... hard to pick the best strategy here.

Our dog hated baths and would try to hide or run outside when he realized we were gearing up for one until I started blow drying him afterward to dry him off. Once he got that in his head, once I’d tell him ‘time for a bath’ and turned on the faucet, he would actually go and wait by the tub while it filled up.

Right here. LOCK HIM UP!!!!

They keep her well-lubricated with the Chardonnay

Highest Achievements, dude.

I get the point you’re trying to make, but this isn’t much of a stretch. Plenty of well to do conservative whites feel exactly how your comic depicts about poor whites.