Look at the bright side: at least the letter writer’s not a Trump supporter.

All milk is disgusting.

This right here is why more people are choosing not to get married.

The movie stars Dakota Johnson, she of 50 Shades of Grey, as Alice, a chill pixie dream girl who breaks up with her boyfriend and moves to New York City to be alone and Find Herself...

Yep. Neighbor dad I grew up next door to had a brother killed playing Jai Alai, hit in the face or maybe head (this was when they were kids, not sure if helmets were worn)

Drew, you missed an important point there with the bachelor party one. Neither the invitee or (nor?) the groom could give a shit, of course, but there’s a good chance the bride is gonna freak the fuck out if her brother tries to get out of it.

They’re pretty stale, dude. They haven’t put out an album in 8 years, yet constantly keep touring to keep the money rolling in, playing lackluster versions of their 80s hits over and over and over again (and very little of anything since 1991 even appears on the setlist).

UP THE IRONS!

I get it, and have done it — less stuff to wash.

I marked my USB cable with a sharpie on the side that’s supposed to be up and I still manage to fuck it up sometimes.

I have to think this is pretty likely if Bernie wins, if not Veep with an eye toward being the next Prez, then surely Secretary of the Treasury or Fed Chair?

I bought a car at CarMax this past weekend, and the guy explained the extended warranty. I just told him I didn’t want it, and he simply went to the next screen, no protestation. I paid using my home equity line of credit, not their financing, dude didn’t bat an eye. They gave me a decent price on my trade in to boot…

Why hasn’t this guy been run out fuck out of the state yet?

That confused me while reading the piece. The guy was bragging about his big tax return? Like, it had a LOT of pages?

This is why anything without a cord is out for me. The Wahl Peanut shown above rocks, give it a try.

This is why anything without a cord is out for me. The Wahl Peanut shown above rocks, give it a try.

Why not both?

What would it cost to buy one of the big evil banks, like Chase? It’d be cool to buy and then nationalize it. Then use the profits to do the same to CitiBank. Then keep repeating...

This piece wins for that Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy reference in the first paragraph alone.

\m/ Agreed. This rules just for the label but has the added benefit of being really fuckin’ good.