Why did fucking your cousin seem to be the most relevant and illuminating contrast to you?

What are you crying about now? Do you think I’m reading your diatribe? I generally only read the first sentence to get a feel for what your bawling about. I’m not reading a full paragraph of your horseshit. Jesus.

some people like to wear cute outfits whatever they’re doing and I think it’s a bit dickish to judge them. I like cute pajamas, even though I know I’m only sleeping in them.

Well, you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and let me know which one fills up first. While you doing that, stop crying. Get a hold of yourself.

You should direct your sob story to ArtVanDelay and you two can cry with each other.

He is quite magnanimous. At the same time, it’s not like he had a Picasso taken from him or anything. His encampment was mostly trash.

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?

Just delete your Facebook, that’s easier.

To be fair, America has always been like this. As well as the rest of the world. Throughout history.

Personally speaking, I think the blather about ‘supporting the troops’ is talking out of one side of their (anybody who subscribes to this jingoist bs) faces. Yeah, you ‘support the troops’ but what does that even mean? Not sending them off to pointless wars to be maimed or killed or sent back traumatized? Not funding…

So, you’re telling me that a woman whose primary claim to fame is having a large ass and publicly fucking the shallow end of Brandy’s gene pool is NOT an expert diplomat?

Wow. She looks fantastic.

I don’t think anyone is seeking to normalize it, I think some people just choose not to ignore the fact that Lewinsky actively pursued Clinton—this wasn’t a case of a man pushing himself on a woman without her consent, this was a case of someone in a position of power who likely played on the naivety of someone who…

I, for one, am shocked to hear that entry-level retail work blows. God bless you for bringing this amazing reveal to light.

I collect dogs that look like fried chicken, you tell me which one is the better investment.

We must got to very different Home Depots. I’ve never got that impression. Always got positive vibes.

Go over to Manly at least once by ferry

“K-cups are the most wasteful innovation in beverage technology”

Since when are Sonic’s spikes part of his skull?