My partner and I met via mobile dating app. Neither of us was looking for something serious, but both of us ended up developing feelings (really quickly). Neither of us really believes in marriage either, but we’ve both confessed to one another that we sort of feel like we’ve found ‘the one’.

Ooh, yeah. I meant ‘phoned in’. Mailed in would work, too.

Performative hypersexuality is a turnoff regardless of who’s doing it, men or women. Sexuality is good; performative hypersexuality is a turnoff for OP and myself, among others. It’s overplayed and overused, especially by music video directors for pop stars right now.

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• First of all, what is your favorite grocery store? Where I’m from (central FL) it was Publix. I moved to Australia a few years ago, and now it’s Aldi, because of the dramatically lower pricing over the major chains here (Coles and Woolworths)

Weinstein does not appear in any of the films he financed. If we pull every product funded in part by someone with a criminal history, we pull almost all products in all categories. If we pull shows starring convicted, repeat sexual predators acting like wholesome good guys, that’s a much smaller list, with a much…

The difference is that ‘Weinstein films’ aren’t films starring Weinstein acting like a stand-up guy around women. The Cosby Show was a show starring Cosby acting like a stand-up guy around women.

Any bar that stocks egg whites for a whisky sour

Which came first; the short pour or the shit tip?

Vodka soda with lime

I keep a bottle of Hendrick’s on hand for precisely this reason; if you host a sufficiently large gathering, you’re bound to get at least one Hendrick’s connoisseur.

Vodka + celery.

Gin’s Dutch / British and Tonic is British. Where does the Spaniard bias come into play?

I prefer brown or vodka to gin. I’m dating a gin lover; half my bar is gin now. I’ve gotten a lot more creative with mixing up good gin drinks.

They have Gay Conversion therapy in Australia? I thought it was confined to The South in the States.

Boulavardier and Sazerac are a lot more likely to get you confused looks from the bartenders than ‘vodka tonic’ or ‘rum and coke’ if you’re at any of the 99% of the bars in the world that aren’t trendy hipster mixology speakeasies or filming locations from old James Bond movies.

Superhero movies are sort of like watching a Street Fighter training match between two players with their health set to ‘infinite’. Lots of flashing, smashing, flying around, etc. Not much of consequence actually happens, unless you’re the type of person endlessly enthralled by things flashing, smashing, and flying…

My white friend smarted off to the cops when they were arresting someone else one night, and they tackled him, beat him on the inside of his thighs, and locked him overnight in a freezing cold room for ‘resisting arrest’ before letting him off.

Born without testicles / XY chromosomes.

American society has some of the highest obesity rates in the world. 2/3 of men are overweight or obese, with an even high proportion of women falling into those categories. Obesity-related health problems make up some of the leading causes of death & represent an astronomical medical burden. The fact we keep…