I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

I’ve never understood why so many sports writers flat out hate Melo. His biggest crime is having the audacity to not be as good as LeBron or Wade. There are people who legitimately think he’s not a Hall of Famer, which is an aggressively bad take. The hatred he gets is just weird.

He was certainly promoting someone mocking her.

It’s also not hard to mourn the death of a 33 year old but you guys sure as hell found a way.

If they aren’t the first responders saving such jackasses, I too have no fucks to give.

I don’t think you can really give Elway credit for trying to shoot himself in the dick but only hitting his foot.

I saw a tweet yesterday by some credulous dumbass that, more or less, went “To give McGregor no chance is absurd. Floyd has never fought anyone with his precision and power...”

“MLS is bad because it’s structured to avoid financial collapse that befall clubs in Europe and isn’t designed to push power and wealth to the very top clubs.

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud

Doesn’t the NIH know that the NFL doesn’t believe in guaranteed contracts?

Assuming LeBron only cares about championships at this point (which is a fairly safe assumption) AND that Kyrie cannot be convinced to stay (far less safe, but let’s go with it), the fun guesswork is projecting where the hell LeBron could go to challenge the Silicon Valley World Beaters.

Before I even read any of the comments.

Shouldn’t he be looking the other way?

A system that relies on people to be thoughtful, courteous and responsible is doomed to fail.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?