Why would Jerry Kill think that Minnesota fans care whether or not he steps back in the stadium or the University? To relive their two glorious 8-5 seasons under his watch? The 0-3 bowl record? The Kill era was about as boring and dull as Minnesota football has been since the days of Lou Holtz - and even those days…

Oh, I see now. He was making up for that.

Jet BrownBear is the perfect name for my new character on WWE 2K17. Thanks Barry!

Adam Sandler is who you picked as an example of an “actor”?

Melo’s Dad died of Cancer when he was 2-years-old, so shout out to George for really being a pile of human garbage stuffed into a rubber suit.

Didn’t you see Frosty refereeing the festivities? He has some magic in that old Top hat.

It started when those shithead santas levied a 45% tariff against toys made in the south pole, as a punishment for mattel and hasbro moving manufacturing jobs there. Attacks against penguin immigrants in the north have been on the uptick ever since the christmas collapse of 2007, with the North Pole government blaming…

This was a really gutsy but smart move by McCaffrey. Of course, I imagine teams will still opt for the more athletic Fournette in the draft, even though he made the move out of pure self-interest. Sad!

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

not if you don’t care if the patient survives.

This response is just as dumb as people who use “we” when talking about their teams.

John McClane era is quite different...

In my defense, I always comment fast and they’re rarely good.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

It certainly is unethical to remove parts from cars before selling them! How can Jalopnik readers be outraged by this

It saddens me that this is an accurate comparison.