This article isn’t consistent. I only read previously that he was her boyfriend, but at the beginning of the article you call him her fiancé. But then at the end of the article you call him boyfriend. Please be consistent with facts. 

“their parents, Heidi and Marc...quit their jobs and moved the family to Los Angeles so that their children might continue their careers...”

I have a neighbour, who’s friends with a guy who has a relative in Trinidad, who’s best buds with a dude who has a cousin in the US. And this cousin in the US got a silicon shot in her tits and ass and now looks like a malformed sex doll. Don’t get the shot, brah.

Also how much fucked up shit has she injected into her ass and her boobs? And now she’s worried about the vaccine?

Now I need a statement from the Trinidadian cousin! Is he going to out his swollen-balled, fiancée-less friend so we can figure out what *actually* led to his tragic fate?

It’s never going to stop is it?

I’m the opposite. Everything is awful and sometimes some low-stakes celebrity gossip can be a nice palate cleanser after reading about the new and exciting ways everything’s just burning down around us.

This is like the third article this week on the Mulaney/Munn thing that literally started with

Literally nothing about this screams “great idea!” but I’m blinded to the plane crash by my pity for his ex who is basically the smart arty chick that got dumped by the cute charming nerd for the bitchy airhead “cool girl” cheerleader right before prom and then had to watch them both win King and Queen of the dance or…

So that explains her statement, “I am heartbroken that John has decided to end our marriage. I wish him support and success as he continues his recovery,” right? Or did you come to these conclusions without even looking up if she’d said anything about the situation?

“And Texas will work tirelessly to make sure that we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going out and arresting them”

But the crust is the best part!

If you take hot spiced apple cider, and add just a sliver of butter to your mug, it tastes like apple pie, in a mug, minus the pie crust.

I tried the apple macchiato and stirred it up like crazy with a spoon when I got to my office because I can’t deal with all of the good stuff at the bottom and it was so overwhelmingly gaggingly sweet I couldn’t finish it. And I’m someone who has a major sweet tooth but I could not.

So this jackass abandons his crap “hen, upon asking said son to leave their house, were expected to find a way to transport those 12 boxes of pornography and one graphing calculator to their son upon his move to Indiana.” and his parents are supposed to treat it like it has some value? So your parents house is like a…

One of them was vaccinated, and the other wasn’t. A gold start to whoever guesses who was and who wasn’t.

“Weird” is far too charitable of a descriptor.

Just tell all the vaccine refusers that if they don’t get theirs, the doses are going to go to people in foreign countries.  I guaran-fucking-tee you that it’ll send all those red state half-idiots scrambling for the nearest CVS/Walgreens/Piggly Wiggly/wherever to get double-doses.  

Ironically, this may actually drive more Americans to get vaccinated...