Pretty sure you can change your instagram handle without losing all your followers, though. Not that that’s the biggest takeaway from this, but a small consolation, I guess?

Someone who’s desperately hoping that people will be asking that very question, by wearing that dress.

I just can’t get over how insulting the “I need a wife” part is. Certainly as a successful, powerful, wealthy woman, whereas that’s historically been a men-only realm, she above anyone should understand that gender roles do not determine life-roles???

So the film is already completed and premiering at festivals and we don’t even get a trailer yet?!? Seems like that would be a huge help in generating buzz and procuring a wide release.

I was thinking about how I actually have a lot of the skills she’s asking for. And then I remembered, “oh duh, that’s how I was able to get myself a less demeaning job than being a rich person’s life-manager.”

Bumble already has it, and it’s a good idea in theory, but apparently it’s not exactly foolproof: https://old.reddit.com/r/Bumble/comments/ab6ba8/bumble_verification_actually_means_nothing/

We must now find Kim’s assistant, and we must stop her.

Wait, so Gigi just...showed up to the courthouse to try to get onto the jury? Not a lawyer or anything but I am 99% sure that is not how jury selection works.

There’s a significant error in your post that is RIGHT THERE IN THE IG CAPTION - this is the founder’s SISTER, not the founder himself, whose opinions (and unsavory way she expresses them) he does not necessarily share.

Get a bag tag where you have to physically open a flap/pull something out of a slot in order to see the information on it.

And then getting John Cho and Issa Rae to announce the noms, like that totally makes up for their total lack of diversity.

They’re all the same in their mechanism of action, but as all bodies aren’t entirely the same, it’s very possible that one will be more effective than another for you. Just use what works!

Did everyone’s school have That One Kid who always wore shorts? Ours was named Will.

Read up on it for yourself: https://www.acog.org/Patients/FAQs/Cervical-Cancer-Screening#often

Ask your doc if he/she can do HPV cotesting along with your pap, and you should only have to get it done every 5 years. https://www.acog.org/Patients/FAQs/Cervical-Cancer-Screening#often

Meh. She never added anything to the show anyway, half the dumpings were done by text rather than her showing up. Iain Sterling is the only ancillary cast member they actually need.

All Youtubers should have beat out Influencers. Then we’d could cancel Logan Paul AND all the others.

Regarding the Christmas thing. I’m 28 years old and can’t go home for Christmas because of work and it absolutely sucks. I’m going home on the 27th to try to overlap my siblings for at least a few days - 25 and 30 years old. The older one is engaged and he and his fiancée are both going home to their respective…

ITT: people still talking about insulting gifts they’ve *received* in the pissing contest about insulting gifts they’ve given.

“Minimizes dark circles”