“There are racists, misogynists, sexists and now… breastfeedingists?” (from the original article)

Whoah, that’s a really good find. Maybe the “misunderstanding” is just that Murphy didn’t want the actors doing press *with Setoodeh* about trans issues - and Newsweek obviously didn’t want to admit that.

Tretinoin FTW!!! You’re unfortunately right about needing the right insurance though - my member # changed and I tried to refill my script before I updated the number with the pharmacy, and the woman told me my copay was coming out to over $1k. Thank god I remembered and was able to sort it out fairly easily.

Yeah, “Since U Been Gone” and “Stronger” are both excellent white girl wasted songs, but more in the scenario of “my bff just got dumped but we’re gonna take her out to remind her that BOYS ARE STUPID and GIRL POWER and LETS DO SHOTZ!!!!!” See also: Cristina Aguilera’s “Fighter,” Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies.”

Where in this did you get that Jezebel is hating on their relationship? Literally all that is said about it in this article - “Pop star Ariana Grande is in a relationship with SNL comedian and big dick haver Pete Davidson. They are obsessed with each other, and their whirlwind romance has led to a quick and speedy…

Good for you, there are exceptions to every rule, but just know that you are at least the tenth guy to do this in my relatively small dating radius alone.

As a girl who isn’t a huge height snob and rolls her eyes at guys who are obviously trying to flex it: I think a good compromise is not putting your height, but including a standing picture with other people that gives an idea of what your height is relative to other people. Or at the very least, put your height at…

Ok, well in that case the “first colors” would then be all the colors that existed when the first primitive eye developed, hundreds of millions of years later.

I mean, finding the oldest *biological pigment* is indeed pretty cool, but isn’t calling it the “oldest color” both confusing and misleading? We’re not talking about the absorption spectrum of the first matter created after the Big Bang or anything. (I realize the source did it too, not just here.)

The only thing I think Aquaria has going against her is that an artsy NYC club kid queen won last season. Not that I think Sasha Velour and Aquaria are really all that similar once you get into it, but I can see Ru not wanting the same “type” of queen to win two seasons in a row.

I feel like Jezebel writers do that in general, where men ruining women’s lives is fucking evil, but women ruining men’s lives is...“a little bit funny.” It’s pretty fucked.

Freckles are an easy (read: lazy) way to convey “oh she’s so natural and barefaced here, you can even see her freckles that you’ve literally never seen before! Because they’re not real and were actually themselves created with makeup!”

I believe you can go ahead and change that headline to “Designer *Once* Popular With Kate Middleton Starts Royal Wedding Dress Beef.”

Only ever calling it “The Bing Bang Theory” from now on.

Yeah! And they were square. Apparently now it’s the same idea, except they say “thank you” in different languages and are round?

Ah, I didn’t realize that’s what do-si-dos were. I knew about the caramel delite -> samoas and peanut butter patties -> tagalongs, but not that one.

The ordering of 1-4 is absolutely correct. The others I’ve never even tasted because apparently the Girl Scout cookie lineup has totally changed since I was a kid...do they not even make peanut butter sandwiches anymore? I also vaguely remember a fudge dipped shortbread that was pretty good.

I could say with certainty that more than one person independently “invented” the groundbreaking idea of mixing mayo and ketchup together, because 1) it’s a super simple thing to do, and 2) 10-year-old me was one of them. And that’s the real reason this Heinz thing doesn’t need to exist, not because they stole the…

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking - it has that same inexplicably old-fashioned and desaturated look to it too.

True story, Jack Antonoff used to be in an emo band that was written about on the site absolutepunk.net, and they actually had a staff writer named Anton who would make this joke all the time.