I was bored after a your first sentence. You put far more effort into that than it was worth.

Your original post was inventive but the fact that France joined the Allies when Germany invaded Poland makes it invalid.

Yes the Allies, which included France. Your original post seemed to indicate you though the French lost.

France did win

Everyone will look at you in your Cayman and think you couldn’t afford a 911

VW just copied Billabug, which was first show circa 1990

Exactly, they are not direct competitors

And you can get any number of used Miata’s fit much less.

You should probably go see a doctor

For you yes. You don’t need a sledgehammer to crack a nut.

As stated earlier you aren’t the target audience and you don’t want a Miata.

Power and outright speed have not been the purpose of an MX-5 in it’s 26 years of production

Then you are shopping from a more expensive store and not the target audience for the MX5

Which it won’t, because power and out right speed is not the purpose of an MX-5.

She would choose the 1.5

Then you need a different vehicle

I would quite happily choose the 1.5 over the larger engine. To insist on a larger, heavier, slightly more powerful engine is missing the point of the MX-5

I’ve been to the state and the small town in England, I know feel I should visit the Maryland one to complete the hat-trick

Ah yes, but where is California?

Agreed, I never suggested they did