What, and piss of Scorsese and Jagger? Their heroes? Good luck, punk.

Just remember if you see Mark and Jay together and you see four asses, you ain't seein' double.

Why even bother? Just pay upper-class LA white dudes $10 per hour of iPhone footage of them just being them and then hire some editors in one of those states where weed is legal to make it something HBO-like.

Rob Corddry needs work.

Yeah, not only is a lot of art-creation boring (more songwriting montages, please) but usually actors playing artists make good actors. You're lucky when it's sort of close, but then you're walking down the uncanny valley.

I guess they didn't drive around when they found Bon Scott.

Nah, it could have been good. It sounds like a terrible script made by someone with a very specific idea of the character that falls apart outside his own head. And a director who didn't or couldn't fix it.

You'd think her sisters would have enabled her to get a leg up. That's how Hollywood stardom usually works?

So the lesson is they should have just made a Wonder Woman movie?

I keep seeing comments that sound like addicts claiming "I can stop whenever I want". They admit it sounds awful, but they just can't stay away. Add in the "you can't tell me what to do!" stuff, and BvS is rapidly becoming far more interesting for its strange appeal than anything in the movie.

That's the stuff!

Maybe they can compromise halfway and cast Tilda Swinton?

The Titanic? Obviously an inside job. How come no one ever wants to talk about that? The sheeple can't be woken up when they're drugged by GMO HFCS, that's why!

Is Nobrow like cruder than Lowbrow, or when you sit too close to the campfire and wake up with a smooth upper face?

It's already set Thursday records! It's like spending six hours making the dinner it took a week to shop for and your idiot cousin keeps comparing the food to stuff he gets at McDonalds that's clearly way better.

Yeah, my point. But so long as you don't start only posting right-wing talking points in random threads, hey, should be ok.

I assume they'd have lots of guest promos on the Fallon show?

You'll never look at piles of dirt the same way again!

You having a locked account makes me sad.

Is this a thing now? Today is going to suck, isn't it?